I do find the "1000 Hours" bit to be quite amusing. Nearly 42 Days in the air? Even with air-to-air refueling, one might think that would put a wee bit of strain on the pilot. Do they also have air-to-air deli delivery service?
That most likely means it allegedly accumulated 1,000 hours of flying time. When you ridicule someone, make sure you actually know what you're talking about lest you end up being the one ridiculed.