Here are the
Forum rules if anyone has proplems to understand them. Like I said, Kattsun (and anyone else) is free to submit stuff in the forum, as long as it comply the rules. There is simply no change
we can allow NSFW content to be allowed to post here, nor anyone is given any excuse to do so. I know for a 7th graders this might be cool to post such things and likewise to feel "oppressed" when adults comes to tell them no, but thats how life works, and I hope you all can go on without feeling too much butthurt over it for your own sake as you growing up to become sensible humanbeeing.
Hello sir thank you for posting the rules. Having read them now, I have done the following to conform with child friendly rule #4:
- CPL Foxy Woxy has been re-designated Squad Flotation Asst and given a life jacket and water wings, and a modest beachwear swimsuit. Her job is to catch members of the squad who fall off during riverine crossing operations and to assist engineers in establishing pontoon bridges.
- Instead of a 36" double headed purple dildo, there is a 55" cylindrical blue pool noodle.
- The jug of WETⓇ brand water-based lubricant has been replaced by jugs of mineral oil, so that the APC can be doused in oil and float on water, because oil floats on water.
- The condoms have been removed and replaced by additional rolls of 100 mph tape.
- The Pabst Blue Ribbon has been replaced by blue raspberry-flavored Faygo™.
- Fursuitte's tail has been more obviously made a metal external clamp type tail, whereas before it might have resembled a buttplug tail. This was unintentional, as such a tail would interfere with his chemical suit.
- SP4 Crushel's M-7 Tanker Holster has been changed to brown leather because black leather blends in too much with the Urban-T ISAPO plate carrier.
- The squad has been issued another signed sledgehammer from the battalion, with the sledgehammer being placed in its proper location. The pool floatie is folded up and tied down on the other side of the ammunition crates on top of the vehicle.
- "Bussy Breaker" has been changed to the less sexually charged "Sissy Smasher".
I hope these changes are sufficient to make the drawing amenable for the contest and the forum. Thank you.