Right. Trouble is, I haven't changed my mobile phone (cell phone to the cousins) in the last six years. When L.P. texts me I just about manage an 'x', but it gets problematic when my boss sends me a text
On the same theme; (again for the cousins), in the U.K. we have to pay for a T.V. license, which helps to pay for the BBC. But I don't watch T.V. - I have a life instead. But I get these guys in trench coats and wireless directing vans trawling past my house, plus threatening letters from the T.V. licensing gestapo offering me massive fines for not having a fecking license.
Then again, I get to see Dr.Who (but I'm not telling how)