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| Author: | Bombhead [ August 19th, 2014, 11:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Who fancies a laugh ? |
Husband; I lost my wife, she went shopping at 10am and hasn't come back yet. Inspector; What is her height ? Husband; I never checked. Inspector; Slim or large ? Husband; I would say medium. Inspector; Colour of eyes ? Husband; Never noticed ! Inspector; Colour of hair ? Husband; Err blonde I think. Inspector; What was she wearing ? Husband; Not sure if it was a dress or jeans and a tee shirt. Inspector; Well sir can you tell me what you were doing at the time you noticed your wife was missing ? Husband; When she when out I settled myself down with a full pot of steaming coffee, a full packet of fags and while I was looking around the net I came across this really good official plan of HMS Irresistable and I couldn't resist it. It was just saying in a seductive voice draw me. So I did a google image and managed to find a wonderful website with loads of good quality scans taken from all aspects of the ship. Close up's the lot. So I downloads the all and studied them for a few hours and then took the images and resized them in paint to the correct SB scale of 2 pixels per foot. That is after checking by 3 different sources the correct overall length. After that I made another pot of coffee, had a another fag and started the outline of the ship in red, etc. Going great guns I was. Inspector; So what time did you notice her missing sir ? Husband; Oh it must have been about midnight I suppose. The computer crashed on me and I hadn't saved my work. So I called out for her to ask what was dinner and she wern't there so I had to make it my bloody self. At this the man breaks down into uncontrolable sobs. Inspector; Don't worry sir I'm sure our computer experts will be able to recover your drawings when they search your PC to verify your story. |
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| Author: | heuhen [ August 19th, 2014, 11:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who fancies a laugh ? |
Well well, did you forget to save mister... |
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| Author: | Bombhead [ August 19th, 2014, 11:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who fancies a laugh ? |
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| Author: | eswube [ August 20th, 2014, 6:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who fancies a laugh ? |
Bombhead... don't tell me some of Your work is lost... 
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| Author: | Novice [ August 20th, 2014, 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who fancies a laugh ? |
Oh no, I hope none of your WIPs wee lost, a true tragic story, not a laughing matter at all. |
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| Author: | Bombhead [ August 20th, 2014, 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who fancies a laugh ? |
No amazing the nice Inspector man was as good as his word, even got a lift home in a police car. Happy days. 
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| Author: | Tempest [ August 24th, 2014, 9:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who fancies a laugh ? |
did your wife come back with the shopping? |
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| Author: | Novice [ August 25th, 2014, 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Who fancies a laugh ? |
I think she has, and to appease her he's about to take her to the sunny beaches of Turkey... 
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