Dr Hood's Shipbucket Case Book
In late 2009 and early 2010 there were serveral cases of Kirovitis which affected several artists. This outbreak finally subsided but since has been overtaken by a new, more virulent Shipbucket virus.
Whats-a-ship-itis
Symptoms;
Hull at least 300 metres long
Multiple large calibre guns (randomly placed)
At least ten types of missile, launchers to also be randonmly placed
Multiple underwater torpedo tubes
Weird hovering aircraft
Weirder flightdeck ideas (the ECV Ulysses reminds me of some of the stuff in the book 'Hybrid Warships')
Laser cannons
Underwater laser cannons
Hull draught of less than 3m despite having a superstructure taller than a reasonable block of high-rise flats
Weird names
Pump-jet propulsion or even better strapping a Saturn V to it
Multiple small chain-guns (preferably casemate mounted)
No idea what a warship looks like
Massive bridge windows and cruise-liner like portholes (VLS next to the swimming pool type stuff a la Tracy Island)
Erm, what does a ship look like again?
Random cranes scattered about
Propellers? What are they... oh those things, nah use super water-jets instead!
Over zealous use of stealth
Two line wacky backstories
Treatment
Use of sunglasses, if reading this thread
Going back to the Real Designs Board to ease your sanity (phew that's what a warship looks like)
Anti-Exploding Head pills
Laughing Gas
The Eraser button on MS Paint
Why do I believe this is directed at my drawing of an MT Star Destroyer, Saturn V strapped to a Burke.